The Duck Face

You can't say you don't know what I mean by 'The duck face' . The face most teenage girls pull in a mirror and take endless selfies and hashtag #nohates or #imsougly . This is utterly bizarre.

 What do these people do with their lives ? They actually have time to do this . The attention seeking little orange people with plastic nails really do get on my nerves particularly when they appear on my Facebook news feed every 30 seconds with a new collection of edited selfies .

These people are either really desperate or have an obsession with wearing as little as possible for as long as possible .

OR maybe they are trying to get Pneumonia ? Maybe the teenagers of our world are just attention seeking plastic fantastic kids who decided to be the Barbie doll when they grew up but they never did .

What is our generation going to be like in 70 years ? Currently when people say the words 'jean' and 'short' they mean denim undies. I really don't get the bum falling out of shorts look with tights.

What has our world come to ?